I did several laps of the prison today with a young chap who has a penchant for trying to break into banks and remove cash. The key word here is trying. He is no cat burglar. The fantasy biopic of his life will not feature Cary Grant.
Modern bank robberies attack cash points. Take note: fill them with gas, light fuse and step back. Some don’t step back far enough and count their pennies in heaven.
So, I’m technically talking to a bank Burglar, not a Robber as he did not use threats of violence or menace. Indeed no one was present at the bank to be robbed.
My young friend is on his second prison term again for busting a bank. Men are 22 times as likely to be imprisoned than women. The Office for national statistics gives a figure in 2016 of the prison population being rounded, 82 000 men and 4 000 women. The majority of men are 20-30. Or to put it another way more 11-year-old boys are cautioned in the U.K. each year than 45-year-olds.
So to summarise that: men are stupid, young men really stupid.
My young friend fits that trend but he’s not stupid. He has done stupid things. He has a £100 000 proceeds of crime payment still left to pay. It will be still left to pay for the rest of his life.
Young Robber: I’ll tell me kids when I was young I used to blag banks
His modus operandi seems to be opportunism, booze, and cocaine. Cash points in newsagents or shops: the orphaned lonely cash point. Smashing a window and waiting. Waiting for alarms, waiting for security to show. Just waiting, getting stoned.
Me: How long do you wait for?
Young Robber: An hour. 2 cans, then dived back in
Me: How much money did you get?
Young Robber: 10 grand.
Young Robber: No man……. There was 11 of us
(10 coked up young lads who did not have a clue, or a measured plan, or any plan just an entry route then a phone call to the young burglar who arrives with cutting equipment and a sober method of cutting the hinges off the cash point machine. That phone call would be all the evidence the police would need to put forward a conspiracy charge. No smoking Stihl saw needs to found to connect him and to convict him to a five year sentence.)
Me: 11? What the hell were they all doing?
Young Robber: Getting pissed, and you know look outs but they usually just scarper when the filth show up.
Me: Not much dough for the risk
Young Robber: Less than a grand but the job before there was only £250
Young Robber: No between 13 on that job
Me: 13?!……..It’s not a job mate.